CharlottesCritiques

Hey. Im back. Love that I had no views while I was gone but hey, what could I do?

Im too tired to do anything important. Painting for eight hours straight. But I uploading something knew. Just to show you I care.

America is as awesome as I have heard. I got to see the mountains and the beaches, and the whole vampire thing was just as I was told to expect..

strange.. But hey, thats culture,right?







Charlie.
<3

Wednesday I am leaving.

I am all packed.

Prepare for no new entries or paintings.

Until I come back of course...

I feel emotionless, almost in a hypnotic trance.

Must paint picture for You-No-Who's birthday.

Must do laundry. Must get ticket.

Must breathe.

Im on the edge of 2000 page views.
Get friends to come on the site and if we reach 2000 by the beginning of the next month, I promise four new paintings.

Plus the ones from Tennessee(!!)

Last trip of the year. Then schools out.

Wooh.

Any one know what a DollyWood is?

I can't, for the life of me, figure out.






Love you,
Charlotte.

Why is it, that when I wasn't on the computer, for two days, my page view goes down to very very VERY low numbers??

Its kind of like being married to deviantart...



I spent the past couple of days at a friends sleepover. Last sleepover I will probably ever go to.

Reasons:

1# We are too old

2# Worst sleepover in history



We were having loads of fun, hanging out, giving makeovers, when we decided to play lie and try.
You have to give someone a question, a personal question, and if they lie about the answer you make them do something.
ANYTHING.
I had to knock on the door of her neighbors house at three AM.
Naked.
I really don't want to talk about it.
Not a very pleasurable experience.




I was thinking about how to draw a banana when I realized something. I leave for AMERICA in ONE WEEK!!!
ONE WEEK!!!
ONEEEEE WEEEEEEK!

Oh. My. Goodness.
I dont know what Im going to do about being on here. Probably lose all my followers (



BUT im excited!! I cant wait!


Love,
Charlie <3

OHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOODNESS!!

Strange day. Im trying not to throw up blood. Ugh.

So today, my professor was all up in my (how you Americans say it) grill.
I apparently wasn't throwing my aura all over the canvas.
What the heck is an aura?
Then my paintbrushes were not fat enough.
My hair wasn't pulled back enough.
My smock wasn't tied tight enough.
My blue wasn't blue enough.
No comment*
He started telling me I better get my act together or I can't go to tennessee.
SO I told him that I didn't know my act had fallen apart.

I had to run three times around the building.






Im sweating buckets and am in computer class.
Im not a very good athlete.
Its not that Im chunky or anything.
Its that Im weak.
WEAK.
I know that,
and now everyone else does to...

Trying to dodge the teachers eyes.
I know I will get in trouble if Im caught.
No more running, please, Im begging you.
It runs really really long, until about six.

Don't tell anyone Im not working on my new essay, kay??
: >


Go to go. Im getting a suspicious look from the assistant.


Love, joy, sweat
charlie

Im laughing my head off at the moment, and on the phone with my sister. She's telling me that when she was driving around the crowded city a woman pulled so close to her car that she thought she was going to get into an accident. My sister was already very furious at the world because:

(A) The newborn twins are giving her grief
(B) The pregnancy weight isn't sliding off like she imagined it would be

So she rolled down the window and started shrieking like a banshee at the other lady. She is usually the calm sister and me the hot headed one.  (wooh!)  

The part that made tears come out of my eyes is when she started screaming at the woman in five different languages and she didn't even realize it till later. My sis knows, Japanese, English, Spanish, Italian, and Finnish. I really can't fathom how she learned them all in like, 7 years, but she has.

That poor, unsuspecting lady....